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Valentine's Day Quotes
I’ve handpicked the very best Valentine’s Day quotes so your cards, love letters, and Instagram captions hit harder than Cupid’s arrow. + Love Quotes from TV Series (2020–2026)
20 Hilarious Valentine’s Day Quotes
- I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot.
- You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile… and then walk into a wall.
- Happy Valentine’s Day! Thanks for tolerating me.
- I love you even when you steal the blankets.
- You’re my favorite notification.
- I love you more than I hate people. That’s huge.
- You’re the reason I check my phone every 5 minutes.
- Valentine’s Day is just an excuse to eat chocolate irresponsibly.
- You’re the only person I’d share my fries with.
- I love you even when you’re hangry.
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- I love you even when your alarm goes off five times.
- Our love language is probably food.
- You’re my favorite pain in the neck.
- Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who still likes me after seeing my browser history.
- Love is blind… which explains a lot.
- You’re the peanut butter to my emotionally unstable jelly.
- I love you more than my comfy sweatpants.
- You’re stuck with me. Happy Valentine’s Day!
- Thanks for always pretending my jokes are funny.
- Let’s grow old and weird together.
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When you wake me up. With your tongue.
I like teasing you because I love seeing how much you want me.
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Love Quotes from Movies and TV Series (2020–2026)
- “Being with you feels right.” — Sex Education (2019–2023, final seasons in 2023)
- “You’re my home.” — Bridgerton (2020– )
- “If this is love, I don’t want it to stop.”
— After We Collided (2020) - “You don’t get to choose who you love.”
— Bridgerton (Netflix, 2020– ) - I don’t want perfect. I want real.”
— Chemical Hearts (2020) - “I don’t think I can ever love anyone the way I love you.”
— Normal People (2020) - “You’re my always.”
— To All the Boys: Always and Forever (2021) - “I never want to stop making memories with you.”
— The Summer I Turned Pretty (2022– ) - “I love you in every universe.”
— Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) - “You’re not alone anymore.”
— The Last of Us (HBO, 2023)
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- “I want to be brave for you.”
— Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story (2023) - “You’re the love of my life.”
— Anyone But You (2023) - “I don’t need the world. I just need you.”
— Purple Hearts (2022) - “You’re worth choosing every time.”
— Emily in Paris (2020– ) - “You make me feel like I’m enough.”
— Heartstopper (2022– ) - "I don’t want easy. I want you.”
— The Idea of You (2024) - “You’re the one thing I’d never let go.”
— After Ever Happy (2022) - “You are my future.”
— Love & Death (2023) - “You’re my person.”
— Grey’s Anatomy (continuing through 2020s seasons) - “If loving you is chaos, I’ll live in it.”
— Maxton Hall (2024)
