17 Flirty Christmas Messages for Him

Enjoy our list of flirty Christmas messages for him to make him smile. 

I have a feeling that our lives are so full of responsibilities and decisions to make, that it’s so important to bring some naughty fun into relationships.

You probably remember the golden days when your relationship was still new. You kept flirting and had fun, but in a lot of cases this disappears after a while. These little flirty Christmas quotes are a great way to remind you that you still have passion and desire for each other.

Flirty Christmas messages and captions

1. Can I be your Christmas present? I will wear a little bow, and be wrapped up in your strong arms.

2. Merry Christmas from me and my p*ssy! :*

3. When I think of you, I touch my Elf! :* ho ho houu! 

4. I'd like to jingle your bells!

5. All I want for Christmas is you!

6. You are the reason I am on the naughty list.

7. All I want this Christmas is your face between my legs.

8. I would like to lick your candy stick.

9. With the thoughts I've been having about you, I'm going to be on the Naughty list, that’s for sure.

10. Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

<-- this is one of my favorite flirty Christmas quotes.

12. The only package I want this Christmas is yours.

Naughty Christmas quotes and captions

1. Dear Santa! I am writing to let you know that I've been naughty this year and it was worth it!
2. Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You are getting Clothes and Bible for Christmas! :)
3. Dear Santa! Before I explain, how much do you know already?
4. Dear Santa! I have been good all year... OK, most of the time... Once in a while... F*ck it! I'll buy my own sh*t!
5. I was good at being naughty. Does that count?

I hope that you enjoyed these flirty xmas quotes. Stay naughty and love each other!

For strong and wonderful relationships!

Aggie :*